tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74838038725745507772024-03-13T13:31:37.057-07:00The Sights and Sounds of Owl BundyOWL BUNDYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08749769314780262853noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7483803872574550777.post-56567677678159812582010-09-23T14:25:00.000-07:002010-09-23T14:26:17.309-07:00World's On Fire - Raw Teaser<object width="576" height="384" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/1128011399466" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/1128011399466" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="576" height="384"></embed></object>OWL BUNDYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08749769314780262853noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7483803872574550777.post-67288183874663090632010-04-14T15:57:00.000-07:002010-04-14T18:06:15.291-07:00Rats On A Lap<p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz-3ng3FXRZ6E6QNJo-_ijMyotK8nE9CYjPJ18Sd5os4L0whU78owNRIcbGZZguJG3cGMVM8jwSyFHc0iFOdy4lIYEeAiUlWflkdO1gJIqpg-WLyl0r_AsTRf6PTwxAlrnTuPzjq4Ala4/s1600/705px-Cute_Rat.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 264px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 233px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460157173364360914" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz-3ng3FXRZ6E6QNJo-_ijMyotK8nE9CYjPJ18Sd5os4L0whU78owNRIcbGZZguJG3cGMVM8jwSyFHc0iFOdy4lIYEeAiUlWflkdO1gJIqpg-WLyl0r_AsTRf6PTwxAlrnTuPzjq4Ala4/s320/705px-Cute_Rat.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"> <strong>Star of <em><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">Ratatouille</span> </em>or Paris Hilton's new fur accessory?</strong></span></p><p>I just thought you all should know... I hate tiny dogs. Not big ones, not short ones, not tall ones, not mid sized ones, but the ones that are just right for punting! God damn "rats on a lap" are what they are if you ask me! </p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuPFOnGBXfn3-7_nDFWlA-NHh1uJ0_nIzfpovbShDWjgRwwMwVs00RU_udCOYgqhQVUUNwgiXM4ZPT0P_upWy5Ed4rR-_ShFXYUaTW47I3ik2o3PfxICz4I83pbDzNEkheJEJ9zdf_SP0/s1600/chipotty.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 277px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460159263303221618" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuPFOnGBXfn3-7_nDFWlA-NHh1uJ0_nIzfpovbShDWjgRwwMwVs00RU_udCOYgqhQVUUNwgiXM4ZPT0P_upWy5Ed4rR-_ShFXYUaTW47I3ik2o3PfxICz4I83pbDzNEkheJEJ9zdf_SP0/s320/chipotty.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:78%;"> Rude and shameless creatures. Case and point, disrespecting Bill! He does look good with a stache though...</span><br /></strong><br />Once upon a time, when I was 16, I went to my friends house after soccer practice where I was charged by a small, vicious and evil <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">Pomeranian</span>. It was towards the end of soccer season and I was in top form for the finals. Lets just say that within 10 seconds of walking through the front door my foot was covered in fur, the dog stopped barking as it sailed through the air and I was asked to leave by an angry mother whose husband and child applauded me as cried from laughter.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_QtD7frMPwVY85MFoJFDhQtdkcGuDNjGsQmEKo1oiT6vlmg2vrU7arg8pU9C2S4JgiK9LscKGqHaUEF28r6ovMAyTfs3SV9SCfCABz6RE5jJcioRPAbvcZwYIHNi_1L14GL9dutTvlRs/s1600/laprat2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 187px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460152057932490386" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_QtD7frMPwVY85MFoJFDhQtdkcGuDNjGsQmEKo1oiT6vlmg2vrU7arg8pU9C2S4JgiK9LscKGqHaUEF28r6ovMAyTfs3SV9SCfCABz6RE5jJcioRPAbvcZwYIHNi_1L14GL9dutTvlRs/s320/laprat2.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"> </span><strong><span style="font-size:78%;">Judging from the size of the bone I could easily punt this <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">lil</span>' fucker at least 30 feet.</span><br /></strong><br />Said dog was <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">severely</span> injured from the 15 foot punt and is forever terrified of all Vans Classics.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkXxRnIhwl7HWlt848DLpw9_xS9K3ggtGrbNb8V4HBnW3it7vZxqzfQdRz8VZ_G4VLAyhGKZ5AxIPSmsfmiNl_Omn1qwl41dmsbwNwzprqhaPXFenCcwNUdEvV8gBnkeme0rZl_zd3Bs8/s1600/rootsboots.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460150752672244978" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkXxRnIhwl7HWlt848DLpw9_xS9K3ggtGrbNb8V4HBnW3it7vZxqzfQdRz8VZ_G4VLAyhGKZ5AxIPSmsfmiNl_Omn1qwl41dmsbwNwzprqhaPXFenCcwNUdEvV8gBnkeme0rZl_zd3Bs8/s320/rootsboots.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong> The root boots that started it all. They are to me what steel toed boots are to skinheads... necessary and deadly!</strong></span><br /><br />In short, keeping those fucking suburban rats out of my sight! I will not hesitate to strike again...<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/miFS41PWl6g&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/miFS41PWl6g&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /></p><p>STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT POST... <em><u>SUCK IT TREBEK!</u></em></p>OWL BUNDYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08749769314780262853noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7483803872574550777.post-86800533092138822842010-04-12T14:08:00.000-07:002010-04-14T15:27:59.079-07:00The Joys of Life<span style="font-family:verdana;">There are few things that make me laugh like watching a portly person enjoying a large meal, listening to other people's misfortune or doling out an extremely rude and uncalled for remark. Having said that, please allow me to display these 3 sick and simple joys from which I often derive much laughter from and you be the judge... </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>1. Portly Porker Chowing</strong></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">She's loving it and there's no stoping her!</span><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k1C3zRO5WY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k1C3zRO5WY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Double wide for double the fun!</span><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXmw2y3H3S0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXmw2y3H3S0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">2. One Man's Misfortune is Another Man's Comedy<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">I think this is an anology for his life...</span> </span><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FCoPLU2xa-4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FCoPLU2xa-4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">You know your day is off to a bad start when you get thrown out of a moving vehicle...</span><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PQq4XFNGshM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PQq4XFNGshM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">3. Rude And Uncalled For </span></strong></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Take <em>Jeff</em> and <em>Bob</em> for example:<br /><br /><em>Jeff</em>: Hello Bob! How was your weekend?<br /><em>Bob</em>: Nothing special, just played a quick 9 holes with the Bill and Jim.<br /><em>Jeff</em>: You play with those guys? Aren't they a pair of quee?<br /><em>Bob</em>: Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Such grace and eloquence with his words... </span><br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZK8QEHxy0oY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZK8QEHxy0oY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Final Thoughts:</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">In short, life is full of comedy. Often, in the most unexpected of places. Keep your eyes peeled and don't be afraid to laugh at what you think is funny, others might think it's funny too. So be loud, be proud...FTW!</span>OWL BUNDYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08749769314780262853noreply@blogger.com0